The Cost Of Beer (Humor)

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:   
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary!)

Woman:   
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:   
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:   
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400, correct?

Man:   
Correct

Woman:   
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:   
Correct

Woman:   
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:   
Do you drink beer?

Woman:   
No

Man:   
Wheres your Ferrari?

Da Boss!

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