How most of us were "Home Schooled" (Humor)

Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED but did not know it at the time. Have to thank "Silent Tod" for sending this one my way!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning."

2.My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.My father taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."

5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.My father taught me  IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

Da Boss!

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